Need Wood: Scratch and Sniff
Hey woody!
I love how guys smell, from fresh sweat (not the same as “BO” for the ignoranti), to crotch, d!ck and butt (not the...
Need Wood: Sad & Broken
I’m a woman who’s read your book three times, working on the fourth. I love your style and your common sense attitudes toward health...
Need Wood: This Guy has a Beef with Me
Hey Woody,
You anorexic son of a b-tch. How dare you describe sex between overweight people as “lard-a-- sex?” Your advice to your “truly tubby...
Need Wood: Taking the Hit & Minute Men
Hey, Woody!
The good news is that I got us into the soccer play-offs by blocking the opposing team’s penalty kick. The bad news is...
Can Working Out Improve My Sex Life?
Hey Woody!
To my eternal regret, my roommate discovered the gym. Now that he’s down to a 34 waist, his eyes narrow every time I...
Don’t Cry Over Spilled Milk
Hey, Woody!
I have a strange problem. Sometimes when I cum, I cry. I’m not sad, but the tears come anyway. It doesn’t happen all the time but...
