If I’m being honest, I really don’t care about the Super Bowl, Beyoncé, or for that matter, Destiny’s Child. I don’t have anything against them, but I can pretty much take ’em or leave ’em. Personal feelings aside, I do have a job to do, so I tuned into the halftime show like everyone else. Regarding the much-touted Destiny’s Child reunion, I thought the half a song they did was fine. But it takes a…
“For one thing, we decided to sing softly at sound check, because our microphones were always turned down to half the volume that Diane’s was set at.” – Mary Wilson explains how her mike ended up just as loud as Miss Ross’ during The Supremes reunion at “Motown 25”.
If I’m being honest, I really don’t care about the Super Bowl, Beyoncé, or for that matter, Destiny’s Child. I don’t have anything against them, but I can pretty much take ’em or leave ’em. Personal feelings aside, I do have a job to do, so I tuned into the halftime show like everyone else. Regarding the much-touted Destiny’s Child reunion, I thought the half a song they did was fine. But it takes a ballsy gal to ask her former partners to sing backup on one of her solo hits. And wasn’t it magnanimous for Beyoncé to let Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams each have a solo line. You know what would have been even better? If their mikes had been on! It would behoove all members of singing groups to read Mary Wilson’s cautionary tale, “Dreamgirl: My Life as a Supreme”.
My interest was piqued when I heard that Beyoncé’s publicist tried to get various websites to remove certain photos from her client’s performance. Why? The e-mail from the mouthpiece said, “As discussed, there are some unflattering photos on your current feed that we are respectfully asking you to change. I am certain that you will be able to find some better photos.” Better, yes, but not as much fun as the ones on BillyMasters.com.
After losing a bet on the San Francisco 49ers winning the Super Bowl, Mario Lopez paid up by streaking through The Grove, where “Access Hollywood” is filmed. While I’m sure the unseasonably frigid temperature in LA didn’t help in the bulge department, Mario showed he was a man of his word as he ran in his purple panties (from his own Rated M line of undies, naturally). If you missed it, you can check it out on our website.
Remember all those people suing John Travolta? One of those guys is Fabian Zanzi, the Royal Caribbean crew member who claims Johnny dropped his robe and exposed his erect penis after asking for a “neck massage”. Allegedly, Zanzi was offered $12K to go away – an offer he declined. Johnny’s lawyer tried to get the suit thrown out of court. No dice. Then they tried to avoid trial and simply go through arbitration. The judge ruled it goes to court. Most pundits predicted that this turn of events would make a settlement amount skyrocket if Travolta didn’t want details of his “neck massage” on live TV. And that’s what seems to have happened. Hours after the judge’s ruling, both parties dropped the case without any details being revealed. Let this be a lesson to you – if John Travolta asks you to rub anything, say “Yes!”
Adam Lambert got a pleasant surprise for his 31st birthday. While he was out celebrating with friends at Bootsy Bellows nightclub, David Arquette adroitly pulled off his clothes and gave Adam a lap dance which looked awfully professional – like this was not his first time on a man’s lap. Davey also made sure enough photographers were on hand to capture the momentous occasion, which you can see on BillyMasters.com.
And I really should at least mention that actor Jim Nabors came out of the closet. Well, to be fair, he didn’t just come out. That was a byproduct of his real announcement – that he married his partner of 38 years, Stan Cadwallader, in Seattle. “I’m 82 and he’s in his 60s and so we’ve been together for 38 years. I’m not ashamed of people knowing, it’s just that it was such a personal thing. I didn’t tell anybody. I’m very happy that I’ve had a partner of 38 years and I feel very blessed.” Their marriage happened in Washington State after gay marriage became legal there in December. But don’t expect anything about his public life to change. “I’m not a debater. And everybody has their own opinion about this and that. I’m not an activist, so I’ve never gotten involved in any of this.”
Our “Ask Billy” question comes from Kevin in Seattle: “Did you see the guy who is the First Daughter’s baby daddy on ‘1600 Penn’? He’s so hot. Is he related to the guy who played Jane Leeves’ young boyfriend Lloyd on ‘Hot in Cleveland’?”
Not only are they related – they’re the same person. Robbie Amell is a very hot 24-year-old actor from Canada who you might have also seen on “Revenge” or “Pretty Little Liars”. FYI, he’s also in the new Chris Colfer flick “Struck By Lightning”. He may be straight, but he’s still hot enough to turn up on BillyMasters.com.
I’m gonna slip in an extra celebrity nude – but, I must confess it’s really the child of a celebrity. Snoop Dogg’s son…and let’s stop there for a second – did you ever expect I would ever write the words, “Snoop Dogg’s son”? Because I didn’t. Anyway, his son allegedly took some nude photos in a locker room and sent them to some woman who then leaked them to her friends. Why? I can see about 10 reasons….on BillyMasters.com.
When I’m writing about the children of people I don’t care about, it’s definitely time to end yet another column. I’m still laughing about Beyoncé trying to suppress bad photos. If I did that, I’d disappear from the Internet completely – with the exception of www.BillyMasters.com, the site that holds nothing back. I’m off to the Filth2Go Beach House in Fort Lauderdale for the next few weeks, but I’m always just a mouse click away. Feel free to write me at Billy@BillyMasters.com“>Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before John Travolta shows up on an RSVP Cruise. Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.