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Hollywood BannerIan Ziering (formerly of the original “90210”) recently made his debut with the world famous Chippendales in Las Vegas.  He’ll be appearing with the boys at the Rio All Suite Hotel and Casino through the end of June.  After several weeks of intense workouts, the 50-year-old Ian turned flab to fab.  He reportedly lost 25 pounds and the results are impressive – as you’ll see on BillyMasters.com…

“I’ve had a lot of men come into my life as father figures.  I’d fall in love with them and then they’re just gone.” – Brandon, a 26-year-old painting contractor, sobs this confession on “The Bachelorette”.  Although he’s talking about having a single mom who dated a lot, I suspect he’s had first-hand experience with many men who came and went out of his life.

It’s fitting that during Pride month we heard a great story about Prince Harry.  Admittedly, we’re far more partial to nude photos of Prince Harry than stories, but you take what you can get.  Whilst doing maneuvers, Lance Corporal James Wharton was being harassed by a group of soldiers.  In the midst of this, Prince Harry arrived in a tank (most Princes turn up on a white horse).  Harry saw that Wharton was upset and asked what was wrong.  “I think I’m about to be murdered by the infantry” – even the gays in the military are very melodramatic.  Harry said, “I’m going to sort this shit out once and for all”.  Wharton stayed hidden in the tank as Harry got out and talked to the soldiers.  He returned several minutes later, saying, “I knew one of his officers and we cleared everything up.  I also told those other lads to back the f–k off, too.”  Can we get him to be a Grand Marshal next year?  Possibly in a tank – the vehicle and the article of clothing.

 Ian Ziering (formerly of the original “90210”) recently made his debut with the world famous Chippendales in Las Vegas.  He’ll be appearing with the boys at the Rio All Suite Hotel and Casino through the end of June.  After several weeks of intense workouts, the 50-year-old Ian turned flab to fab.  He reportedly lost 25 pounds and the results are impressive – as you’ll see on BillyMasters.com.

Hollywood Far more predictable is Patrick Schwarzenegger, who Tweeted a shirtless photo of himself with the caption, “Early morning pump!  Who is getting into shape for summer??!!  Gonna gain 7 pounds this summer.”  Really?  I just gained 7 pounds since I started writing this week’s column.  But I’ll still post the pic (his, not mine).

 Those of you who are fans of “Magic Mike” or “True Blood” obviously enjoy looking at sexy Joe Manganiello.  And what’s not to like?  He’s certainly a beautiful man.  If you can wait a few months, you could actually see him in the flesh.  He’s just signed on to appear in the Yale Repertory Theatre production of “A Streetcar Named Desire”.  As it turns out, this will be his second time playing Stanley Kowalski.  He previously did the play at the West Virginia Public Theatre, a production I inexplicably missed.  The show will run September 20 through October 12th.  You can get more info and tickets by checking out YaleRep.org.

 An “American Idol” alum is showing some skin.  You probably can’t place Nathaniel Marshall from Season 7 (he made the Top 36).  Shortly after his time on “Idol”, some nude photos of him leaked on the Internet.  He did his best to squash them since he had a boyfriend who wanted to keep everything private.  That boyfriend is now history and Nathaniel began dating someone named Jaysyn.  Before you know it, Nathaniel Marshall became Jadyn Daniels, a full-fledged gay porn actor.  You can see his enormous talent in action on BillyMasters.com.

 Our “Ask Billy” question is from Jerry in Seattle: “I’m in love with the new Superman, Henry Cavill.  Don’t you think he gives off a gay vibe?  Please tell me he is.  A friend of mine said you knew someone very close to him.”

 One of Henry’s closest friends in LA is actor and writer Corey Spears (a former paramour of Dan Renzi, of “Real World” and daytime moviegoing fame).  Even when Henry was making decent money as an actor, he’d stay on Corey’s sofa whenever in LA.  What makes this interesting is that, according to Renzi, Henry had a penchant for walking around the apartment naked.  If you check out his scribblings at DanRenzi.com, you’ll find some stories about Henry – where he’s affectionately referred to as “The Hen” (personally, I’d go with “The Cock”).  With so many gay people close to Cavill, you’d think that if there were any real gossip, I’d know about it.  Apropos of your question, I don’t think it’s a gay vibe he gives off – it’s a British vibe; they’re often mistaken for each other.  Regardless, he always delivers, like in that scene from the first season of “The Tudors” where he’s endlessly plowing away with such zeal.  I’ve never before been jealous of a scullery maid.  There’s even a tantalizing glimpse of the goods, as you’ll see on BillyMasters.com.

 When we’re hoping Cavill is not faster than a speeding bullet, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  Before we close, I’d like to acknowledge the passing of a local legend.  Jay Lynch, better known as “Mrs. Beasley”, entertained the masses on stage and in print for decades.  He was also huge fan and champion of mine – often sending me stories or comments on these columns.  While he hoped his passing would be marked by people singing “Ding Dong the Witch is Dead”, I choose to remember the irrepressible performer who was able to cajol me into entering an amateur strip contest at The Copa (which, by the by, I won – it was a slow week).  If you have a question, send it along to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before Joe Manganiello turns up in the long-awaited musical version of “Magic Mike”.  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.

 

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