Need Wood: Afternoon Delight
Hey Woody, A lesbian friend I adore wants me to be a sperm donor, but she, ahem, wants it donated in the old fashioned way. Now, I love her and everything, but I'm still going to have a blindfold over my eyes and a clothespin over my nose.
Need Wood: Taking the Hit & Minute Men
Hey, Woody!
The good news is that I got us into the soccer play-offs by blocking the opposing team’s penalty kick. The bad news is...
Need Wood: Not That It’s Any of My Business
Hey Woody!
Is it true that tea is bad for your libido? Say it isn’t so!
--- Tea for Two. Or more
Dear Tea:
Some researchers suspect that...
Need Wood: This Guy has a Beef with Me
Hey Woody,
You anorexic son of a b-tch. How dare you describe sex between overweight people as “lard-a-- sex?” Your advice to your “truly tubby...
Need Wood: Come and Knock on Their Door…
Hey Woody!
My partner of four years has started suggesting threesomes. I’m acting shocked because we’re monogamous but I must admit I’ve had fantasies (including...
Need Wood: Good Girls Don’t on the First Flight
Hey Woody!
I keep meeting these guys that sexually tease me and then at the last minute they play Sister Mary Magdalene and claim they’re...
