This week on The FayWhat?! Show:
Pastor Andrew Isker recently sparked controversy by claiming TSA body scanners turn people gay. On his podcast, he said he prefers being patted down rather than going through the so-called “gay beam” machine. TSA scanners detect contraband, not queerness.
But bless his heart, he thinks a pat-down is safer from so-called queer radiation! This isn’t sci-fi, it’s just security! Honestly, with theories this wild, maybe the real threat is homophobia dressed up as a pastor. We’re here, we’re queer — and no scanner made us this fabulous!
