It’s that time again. The air is cooler (in theory), the pumpkin spice is flowing, and the gays are shining their harnesses and headpieces because HALLOWEEN is basically Gay Christmas. Let’s be honest — no one does Halloween like the LGBTQ+ community. Straight people dress up once a year. We do it every weekend for sport. But Halloween? That’s when we go full Broadway.
So, what can you expect this spooky season? First stop: the gym. Because apparently every gay boy in a 10-mile radius is suddenly auditioning to play a shirtless vampire or Greek god. Don’t stress it though — confidence is the real costume.
Next up: the costume. Will it be “Sexy Nurse,” “Dead Disney Princess,” or “Ken after a mental breakdown”? The possibilities are endless, and the less fabric, the better. Just remember: glitter is forever. Literally. You’ll still find it on your sheets by Valentine’s Day.
Next up: The parties. From drag-hosted bar crawls in Wilton Manors to haunted warehouse raves in Wynwood, Halloween is the one night we get to mix fake blood with real cocktails, and no one bats an eye. Be safe, have fun, and for the love of Cher — hydrate.
Next: The drama. Every Halloween has it: the ex shows up in the same costume, your friend’s lashes fall off mid-dance, or someone loses a wing from their angel costume in the bathroom. It’s part of the tradition. Laugh it off — take a selfie.
The real tea is that Halloween is more than just a night of wigs and wings. It’s a celebration of queer creativity. It’s freedom, fantasy, and fierce self-expression — all in one night. So whether you’re carving pumpkins, kissing strangers, or passing out candy in a harness (no judgment), make it a night to remember. Because Halloween reminds us of something special:In a world that sometimes tries to make us hide who we are, this is the one night we shine brightest in the dark. I’m FayWhat?! — On behalf of the FayWhat show, wishing you a spooky, sexy, and safe Halloween. Now go find your light, your lashes.
