Beasley January 21, 2010

 

 

“Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see.” – The Beatles

 

Happy Birthday Tiffany Ariagus

One of our towns most popular, beautiful and talented legends will be celebrating her birthday with a huge gala at Boardwalk on Saturday, January 23rd and it promises to bring out all the VIPs and Tiffany’s hundreds of adoring fans. There will be Tiffany specials all night on the hour and plenty of surprise talent on hand, so be sure to be there this Saturday night for the festivities. My apologies for being unable to attend, but I do wish my dear friend the very happiest birthday ever. You go, Girl! Happy, happy honey!  ALSO on the 23rd as well as the 22nd (Friday), is the Rentboy.com party. Please check out the Boardwalk ad in this issue for details.

 

Birthdays  – January 21st – 27

Super Hunk Mago of Orton Terrace Guest House on the 24th, Mark Budwig on the 23rd,  Dan of Twist on the 24th, Lady Justice Royale and T.P. Lords on the 25th, Michael Kent of CBC Miami on the 21st, John Chambers on the 24th, Terry Mullett on the 21st, Bill Kamal on the 25th, Randy (Copa), Rone on the 22nd, Ricky, Marty on the 22nd, Ellen Friedman on the 24th, Boy Mikee Sherry, Patrick on the 22nd, Sean Brown, Scott, Joe Kent, Bobby Cissell, Cory, Bingo David Kaplan, Enrique of Las Vegas on the 25th, Gwenn, Rick, Joseph H. of Nantucket, Howard Potroff & David R. Furr.

 

A Happy Belated Birthday to Darrick Whitaker of the Dunes Guesthouse (13th).

 

Just Asking?

 

Which sexy stud patron of Ramrod will be appearing in a XXX porn movie very soon? Shooting (in more than one way) has been completed.

 

Who was the total top (is there such a title?) that bottomed for the right price? He pocketed four figures for the deal. He frequents Sea Monster Tea Dance and The Manor only when Sean Patrick is on the bar. The hot, sexy, adorable Sean sure has a lot of fans!

 

We Hear

 

That a very famous sports figure was in town securing Super Bowl tickets and apartment hunting but took time out to cruise the clubs and was spotted chatting up a hunky bartender at Bill’s and then Scandals. He did score unrecognized, putting those famous legs behind his ears for the lucky one.

 

That a very wild scene went on at a posh pad in Wilton Manors owned by a biz leader, with some calendar guys flown in for his guests’ amusement. I shall say no more, but thanks for the invite and maybe next time I’ll see you.

 

That a certain hunk’s underperformance in the sack hasn’t slowed down his immense popularity due to his deep pockets, darkly handsome good looks and his hot sports ride and fab pad.

 

That the boys in the bars are getting in line for a hot tranny’s endowment, said to be over twelve!

 

That some heavy spanking is going on with slippers, belts and hard hands and it seems the OTK (over the knee) spankings are very popular with some of the most well known, hottest guys in town waiting their turn for a paddling with sex involved some of the time by the three hot daddies who do it all. Yes, my dear bare ass, lessons are in this season!

 

That a shaving soiree is now a monthly event and the guys love to have their bods totally shaved by a socialite master of the trade who frequents Boardwalk and Johnny’s searching for new talent for his razor!

 

The silence of the lambs and the entrepreneurs is deafening these days, with Johnny’s Sean David (pictured here with A.J. Cross formerly of Cupid’s, Sean David formerly of Boardwalk and Scottie Ann formerly of Dude’s) advertising full pages announcing Johnny’s second location coming soon and with a promise of bringing you the best of South Florida’s male dancers and entertainment, but no word as to where or even when?

 

So my diligent corps of spies and sources have been busy following Sean around for a location as his lips are sealed (well, as far as this goes), but all to no avail. What a bummer and waste of gas!

 

Now it has been told to my ears that this is a joint venture of Sean, A.J. and Scottie Ann and furthermore telling me they hear it will be a 4 am private club with hot, masculine, well endowed male dancers and entertainment that will be nude/semi-nude! I spoke to Sean and nothing from him about any of this, no confirmation from him about a joint venture, nada, zilch! So we can only sit back, relax, toss down a few and wait … Hmmm!

 

Sources tell me (and once again, unconfirmed and there have been no ads about this) Jim Kolkana and Victor Zepka of Boardwalk fame are secretly planning to open another Boardwalk club, also to be a private one, and featuring full nudity from the doorman to the staff with all super sexy European models, daring to bare all to entertain you, catering to a regular and VIP clientele. I hear it’s to be a multi-sports complex, with all sports taking place in the buff! Can you just imagine this, my dear readers? And I hear with a swimming pool on hand for the hot sweaty guys to frolic in while you watch and sip your drinks at the bar and served by waiters clad in see-through jock straps and thongs!

 

Where in hell will these two clubs be, if any of this is true? Trust me, I know naught about any of this unconfirmed buzz, so it’s anybody’s guess if it is true or not?

 

Listen, the reason the top of this item reads “Off the Record’ is because it is, Blanche, it is! If it is all fiction, well don’t throw egg on my face as I said it’s not confirmed and no one is talking!

 

Private clubs serve liquor somewhere and some serve none due to the nudity prevailing, but no one said where they would be located. Maybe in Bumf—k Idaho, or Prague, or they could be across the street or the planet, your guess is as good as mine, if there is any truth to this at all. But if true, no little blue pill would be needed to raise junior! So please, shhh… and let this be our little secret and if untrue, don’t shoot the messenger!

 

I write many blind items in the We Hear section but the reason is to protect the guilty!

 

And all are true, except for this one, which is why it’s not under We Hear! If any or all of this comes to be I do know that there will be no seating after the first ten inches!

 

All for this time but please drink, drive and play safely, double bagging your piece before insertion.

 

Cheers!  Mrs. Beasley