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Beasley January 28, 2010

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“If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.” – Mark Twain

 

This Just In

You can soon have David Beckham on your rigid rod! Well, that is by way of wearing the new condom with the likeness of the world’s most famous soccer star on it. The condoms, we hear, should be available now or soon at the Thyssen-Bememsiza Museum in Madrid. Would some of our Madrid readers please send me five cartons in extra large? Thanks ! This will surrely make many appreciate art much more !!!!

 

 

“If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.” – Mark Twain

 

This Just In


You can soon have David Beckham on your rigid rod! Well, that is by way of wearing the new condom with the likeness of the world’s most famous soccer star on it. The condoms, we hear, should be available now or soon at the Thyssen-Bememsiza Museum in Madrid. Would some of our Madrid readers please send me five cartons in extra large? Thanks ! This will surrely make many appreciate art much more !!!!

 

Birthdays – January 28th – February 3rd


Michael Pitts, Reggie J., Taxi driver to the stars Genene Ellis on the 28th, Jesse Perkins on the 31st, Socialite John Manzi on the 30th, Brent, Tina Sordellini & Christine.

 

February: David of Miami, Bill McBernie, Sean, Jeff B. & Chris S.

 

Just Asking


Which bartender who doubles as a pool cleaner takes so long with each pool job? Could it be the fact that the hunk does it in the nude and always entertains the owner’s guests?

 

Which str8 food delivery guy always serves dessert with each delivery? It’s said his “toppings” could be the reason… Could it be the bananas?

 

Which female impersonator has a “big” secret and only bi blond guys find out what it is?

 

We Hear

 

That plans for a new beauty shop have been organized and some very special services will be on board to go with the waxing and the ?

 

That the soon to come out new movie by Wolfe Video, “Mr. Right,” is a winner and features some very hot, stunning gentlemen. Look for it soon!

 

That if you rent the old flick “Wet, Hot American Summer” you’ll see the now much in demand star of “The Hangover,” Bradley Cooper, kissing a guy and taking it up the rear in a shed. VERY HOT!

 

That Dudes presents Studio 54 legend Frank Corr, spinning every Sunday night from 9 pm to close and is drawing huge crowds. Also at Dudes on Saturdays at 8 pm the famous Debra Hampton entertains with her unique style that we all love. Hit it soon!

 

That many are clamoring for a taste of the new on the Drive  bartender who’s overly hung but hides it well, well in boxer briefs, but his killer smile and personality does it all anyway. But those who have “been there” say he is the wildest of all time…

 

That Dr. Tom Sessa of Hollywood Animal Hospital is not only handsome and gay friendly but is the top surgeon to be found for your loved one. He has made medical history on more than one occasion, which I personally can attest to. Thanks, Dr. Tom, for your kind, gentle and excellent service to so many animals! You’re the best!

 

That the original Sunday T-Dance at Sea Monster with our good friend Bill Hallquist spinning is drawing some major celebs in addition to the regular huge crowds – no cover and free parking, too. Hats off to Toni and staff for a job well done!

 

Happy 9th anniversary to Boom, now Atomic Boom, and best wishes to Craig, Tim and the staff for so many wonderful years and wishing you many, many more.

 

That Super Bowl week is gearing up to be flooded with gay fans in south Florida and once again they will visit some of the best gay bars in the country. So do make plans to get out and entertain our guests who are all here to have fun, hook up and enjoy the wonderful weather as well as your individual talents!

 

That superstar entertainer Mary Jane Cunningham, a long-time pal of mine, is set to open at the Mix on the Drive in February during happy hour. Mary Jane is ever so special and so is her music, so watch for the date and times right here in Hotspots!

 

That Noche Latina Saturdays at the Manor in the Ivy Lounge will blow you away with the outstanding Erika Norell and DJ Larry Larr. All this and no cover!

 

That a certain well-known couple are seeking a third and using a hook-up site to find him. Any guy would be fortunate to get in the sack with these two hunks, so think Adam!

 

That a former lover of a Realtor has gone into the pay for play biz and is charging top dollar for his services, which include a full massage and much more and we hear worth every dollar!

 

That many models and dancers from New York are being flown in by some very well heeled socialites for the Super Bowl parties being thrown at their deluxe pads. Are you on one of the guest lists? If not, get going and get on as the sure to be all nighters will be nothing short of spectacular and the talk of the town.

 

That a very jealous ex of a certain hunk with a huge mushroom-headed one is sending very nasty text messages to his ex who works at a certain hot spot club. Those mushrooms will do it every time and are hard to find! To see some check out the next update on Sunday, February 7th at BeasleyUncut.com under the new “Mushroom” link.

 

That sexy Willie of Beefcake’s is not only talented and handsome but he serves up your favorite cocktail with a certain flair and has an awesome following. Plus the food is superb and very reasonably priced, with specials too and free admission to the Boardwalk with your dining experience.

 

This is it for this one, but once again I must remind you to PLEASE play, drink and drive safely and double bag the tool before getting or giving it. And remember next weekend all the bars will be having SUPER Super Bowl parties, so save some energy for the festivities and plan to get out and play ball and get sacked as numerous tight ends and wide receivers will be in abundance all over the place, ready and willing and able!

 

Cheeers! Mrs. Beasley

 

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