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Nine Things to ‘Cleanse’ When Entering a New Relationship

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New relationships are the universes way of giving us yet another chance to get it right in the love department and since none of us are getting younger, its wise not to squander it by making the same mistakes over and over. This time around, along with changing toxic behaviors that may have sent your significant other running for the nearest therapist or liquor store, consider cleansing a few areas of your life, tangible and otherwise. Here are a few places to start.

  1. Gifts

You dont have to burn all the cards and gifts your ex ever gave you that relationship is still part of your story, and youll regret expunging those things in the long run (Ive been there myself) but its important to close that chapter and put the literal lid on those memories. Store them in a weatherproof bin in the basement or attic (or the back of a closet) as a future reminder of what once was instead of a constant reminder of what went wrong.

  1. Bed sheets

This may seem like an insignificant place to concentrate your cleansing energy, but you and your ex spent a lot of time on your bed sheets. They hold memories (among other things, like your exs DNA), and your new partner deserves to make new memories on sanitary cotton thats not a graveyard of ghosts of relationships past.

  1. Yourself

One of my best strategies to shake off a particularly bad breakup is to get a new do. A fresh hairstyle (or even just a shapeup) has the uncanny ability to change your physical appearance and mental and emotional outlook by providing a sense of satisfaction and confidence. But dont stop there. Schedule a few self-care appointments, like a massage, fitness class and a gripe-and-get-over-it brunch with your besties before moving on.

  1. Your Car

Maybe you dont have anything in your car that reminds you of your ex, but its still an area that youll want to cleanse before picking up a romantic prospect for a date. Nobody with any self-respect wants to date a slob, and a dirty vehicle is the first warning that you might have cat skeletons buried under stacks of newspapers at home.

  1. Underwear drawer

My boyfriend and I enjoy buying each other sexy underwear for special occasions, but if we ever breakup those skivs are going straight to the dumpster. Theyre an intimate part of our relationship, and I wouldnt carry them over into a new one. Id think about him every time I put them on, which is hardly fair for the new guy Im trying to entice. Its sad to see them go, I know they represent many satisfying experiences but youre here to make new ones, however that may work out in the future.

  1. Closets

Did your partner leave clothing in your closet? Return them. Are there items they bought you in there? Put em in that bin in the attic. Youre not alone here. According to a Nectar Sleep survey, 59 percent of respondents said they do a “fall refresh” to their wardrobes when starting a committed relationship to get rid of previous partners’ favorite sweaters and t-shirts.

  1. Medicine cabinet

Toss the toothbrushes, colognes and any other grooming products your ex might have left behind. Keep the expensive skin creams, though; dumpster divers dont need $90 worth of retinol, son.

  1. Nightstand

There are several life rules I stand by, and one of them is that drawer dildos dont enter my ass; I dont know where its been, but I know its been somewhere, and thats enough nope for me. If youre starting a new relationship, clean out your sex drawer so A) you dont look like a fucc boi with your 27 condoms and half-empty bottles of Gun Oil, and B) you dont get called out for being a dirtball while your dick is in your hand.

  1. Media accounts

If your breakup wasnt amicable and you two are prone to agitating each other on social media, take the high road and block your ex for the time being. New dates deserve a fighting chance to connect with you, and that cant happen if you’re diverting energy to a toxic situation. Maybe you can ease into being friends after time has passed, maybe not, but a clean break is best if you intend to truly move on.

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