Get ready to report for duty—in style. The Department of Gay Excellence, or D.O.G.E., has officially launched its first wave of clever, queer merch. The satirical agency, made legendary by Bob the Drag Queen during her unforgettable moment at the 2025 Queerties, is now fully uniformed and ready to serve representation, rebellion, and rainbow realness.
The Pride Store is the exclusive home of this collection, which includes t-shirts, crop tops, and tank tops—all proudly featuring double-sided printing. The front simply reads “D.O.G.E.,” with the full, unofficial rainbow seal of the Department of Gay Excellence on the back. The concept riffs on Elon Musk’s so-called “Dept. of Government Efficiency,” turning tech-bro bluster into bold, campy brilliance.
