In Issue23

Weekly Gossip from Mrs. Beasley




“ I don’t think Adam was ever in the closet, I think he was always openly out.”
– American Idol Judge Kara DioCuardi on runner up Adam Lambert, to Barbra Walters on The View.

June 11th-17th
The beloved Miss Kay on the 16th, Ramrod’s Big John on the 14th (see photo), Noreen Chern on the 5th, Chip Eisenberg, Kevin Petroff,  Joe Nelson, Baird Cobb, Frankie (Copa), Brian M., Sam Resinger, Jon, Donnie, Judge Robert Lee, Shane Gunderson, Michael Marquez, John Blum, Gary, Rob M., Corey Krantz, Brent, Melanie, Anthony C., David Menard,  Maria M. Manville on the 17th, Brad B., Bill Farrell, Mickey Miles, Antonio and Phillip on the 14th.
We Hear
The annual Stonewall Street Festival is confirmed so get ready to party on the Drive June 20th and 21th as we celebrate the 40th anniversary of the uprising that started it all!
That Mona’s Annual 4th of July Benefit for Poverello is to be held this year on Saturday, July 11th on The Drive at the Italian American Civic Club on NE 7th Ave. honoring the memory of Pizza Hut Dave. It is going to be one grand event! Jerry Schultz has gone all out for this one so be sure to come and check it, you won’t regret it. Doors open at noon with $15 getting you unlimited drinks and food. The auction starts at 5 pm with auctioneers Toni Barone of Sea Monster, Miss FL F. I. Victoria Michaels and Russell. Bartenders will be John “Mary” Lyons of Mona’s, David “Mr Big” H. of Mona’s, Steve Woollett of The Depot, Russell of The Stables, J.W. of Smarty Pants, Miss Kitty of Bill’s and Arron Slick of Bill’s. WHEW! What a lineup of talent behind the bars! Drink up as it is all included! Listen, Jerry needs items for the auction and has asked if you can donate anything except furniture or clothes. If so, please bring the items to Mona’s. There will be lots of top notch performers on hand also and raffles, too. .Mona’s will be open that day with Chris open to close!
That hot Freshmen Magazine cover guy Jason Pitt will be at Boardwalk this weekend with two shows nightly (see Rear View Photo). Photo courtesy of Fabscout.
That Bill’s will be hopping Tuesday the 16th with Tiny Tina and Cathy Craig making a rare appearance hosting the 30th Miss Thing Contest. Another do not miss event and a night of full camp with such categories as “The Pride Bride”!
That Fridays at Sea Monster has some hot celebs making the packed scene, but look hard as they do have caps and shades on. Super hot sounds by the Master of The Mix, Mr. Bill Hallquist makes it all happen.
That Vicki Bennett and Jason enhance the magic of Voodoo Sundays at 9 pm. See them at the bar near the DJ booth, where the celebs hang out!
That a lot of interest is being shown to Beefcake’s adorable waiter Isaac, who is truly hanging an uncut, thick… (well you know what I mean). Don’t forget that it’s free admission to Boardwalk if you dine there.
That a very busy realtor is so busy because he’s showing more than houses. Yup, he has one of the best butts in this town and also up front is a hot seven. He uses both, we hear, has a huge following and is actually selling houses! It does pay to play around!
That a plumber got de-pantsed while under the kitchen sink of a Rio Vista socialite and his lover and got more of a tip than he bargained for.  He’s so hot and horny he’s now flooded with job offers. Yes, the word does spread when you do too!
That the word on the street is that XXX star Steven Ponce’s young, hot and hung assistant is now the bar manager at Maracas. Initial T.
That TPROMIX rocks Club 11 (next to Johnny’s) with hot sounds and guests. He’s a hottie that is chased by all the boys. Remember smoking hot Matt, formerly of Cathode? He is bartending there Sundays from 2 pm to 8 pm.
Gotta be a wrap for this one, but please play, drink and drive safe and double bag it, boys, before going into anything!
Cheers – Mrs Beasley