valentines-gift-guide-2011-0Cupid Ain’t Stupid – Valentine’s Gifts That’ll Getcha Some

Mikey Rox’s gift guides – which include Mikey Rox’s Ultimate Guide to Gay Gift Giving at holiday time – are the only such guides syndicated in LGBT publications across the country.


Cupid Ain’t Stupid – Valentine’s Gifts That’ll Getcha Some

valentines-gift-guide-2011-2PUNCH-DRUNK LOVE

Stirrings all-natural mixers and rimmers (mind outta the gutter!) get the party started. Just choose your favorite spirit, add a festive Stirrings flavor and sip your way to satisfaction. To help you along, Carlo, the Naked Bartender offers recipes when you become a fan of Stirrings on Facebook. ($7;


While Kindle and Nook duke it out for dominance of eReader market share, Kobo is quietly gaining fans. Why? For starters, it’s lighter and faster than Kindle and features a chic quilted back available in several sexy colors. Three cheers for the underdog. ($139.99;

valentines-gift-guide-2011-4SEXUAL DELIVERY

What goes on behind closed doors is nobody’s business but yours- unless you count the guy who delivers your Collective Wellbeing sex toys. Now he’ll have something new to talk about it – We Vibe II – the first vibrator that can be used during intercourse and allows for simultaneous internal and external stimulation. ($69;

valentines-gift-guide-2011-5PUBLIC SPEAKER

Nobody keeps wallet photos anymore- except maybe your dad. Since you’re not an old curmudgeon, you likely want a better way to show off your sweetie. Enter Doodle from OrigAudio, a portable speaker that you can customize with personal pics (but not too personal), artwork, logos, graphics and more. ($39.99;

valentines-gift-guide-2011-6CHEEKY VALENTINE

There’s no shortage (pun totally intended) in this year’s V-Day selection from aussieBum. Whether your guy’s a hipster in the streets but a freak in the sheets, prefers boxers of briefs, or needs a little help from underneath, there’s a pair of ‘wear from Down Under sure to please his package. ($19.25-$40;

valentines-gift-guide-2011-7PLATTER FLATTERY

Etsy aficionado Jennifer Matlack breathes new, functional life into vintage, silver-plated trays, bowls, plates and platters by self-stamping handpicked pieces with words and phrases like “Love,” “Adore,” and “Be True.” ($8-$45;

valentines-gift-guide-2011-8SEALED WITH A KISS

Known the world over for its indulgent outlook on decadent confections, Godiva recently launched a line of Chocolate Infused Vodka, a five-times distilled, ultra-premium spirit, the taste of which will speak for itself. ($29.99)

valentines-gift-guide-2011-9HEAVY HEARTED

Business meets pleasure with the Museum of Craft and Design’s set of paperweights from master craftswoman Judy Vilmain. At two inches, her Square Heart is cast in pewter with a small enameled red heart nestled inside to keep your love safe. ($40;

valentines-gift-guide-2011-10SWEETS FOR YOUR SWEET

Jimmie’s Chocolates will be offering an array of chocolate filled hearts that range from the traditional to the couture. Prices starts at $9.95. They also have juicy double-dipped chocolate covered strawberries ($4.25 each) and a “slighty naughty” line of chocolates.

valentines-gift-guide-2011-11FEELING FLOWERS

Tom Dowd of Watermill Flowers said that Valentine’s Day is not just about roses anymore. He said that gay men want non-traditional items and over-the-top custom pieces. To order flowers from Watermill, visit their Fort Lauderdale or Coral Springs location or their website

valentines-gift-guide-2011-12SPARKLE AND SHINE

Argenti Designer Jewels’ newest designs include a 14K white gold with quadrilliant cut diamond 7.5 carat ring for $2,995; a 14 K white gold with tension set diamonds, .75 carat ring for $3,489 and natural gemstone sterling silver rings for $45.Visit their Lauderdale by the Sea store or their web site at

valentines-gift-guide-2011-13SMOOTH IT OVER

Kiehl’s is offering their most popular collections in Valentine’s Day packaging. Their Crème De Corps Collection ($45) includes Crème de Corps (4.2 oz.), Crème de Corps Soy Milk & Honey Body Polish (6.8 oz.), Crème de Corps Soy Milk & Honey Whipped Body Butter Deluxe Sample and Ultra Facial Cream Deluxe Sample.

valentines-gift-guide-2011-14GO GAGA

Polaroid’s Grey Label by Haus of Gaga features three new products, the GL210 Instant Mobile Printer, GL30 Instant Digital Camera and GL20 Camera Glasses. Any fans of the Lady will go, um, gaga, if they received any of these as gifts. And think of the pictures you can take together!


It’s a classic, but nothing brings the romance like Disney’s Beauty and the Beast 3 Disc Diamond Edition Blu-Ray/DVD Combo. Originally $39.99 at any location that sells movies or you can order it via for $17.95. It’s a must for any Disney lover.

valentines-gift-guide-2011-16BE A HERO

If your lover is into comics, one of the best can’t-go-wrong books out there is Icons: The DC Comics & Wildstorm Art of Jim Lee. With amazing and sexy art of popular DC and Wildstorm superheroes! You can find this at Tate’s Comics in Lauderhill for $39.95 or order it via for $21.96.

valentines-gift-guide-2011-17IT’S SURREAL

The Salvador Dali Museum in St. Pete features a gift store full of Dali-inspired items. Art lovers will go crazy over the unique dishes, clothes, prints, jewelry and books. Visit the museum in St. Pete or check out their web site at:

valentines-gift-guide-2011-18CAN’T GET YOU OUT OF MY HEAD

Kylie Minogue’s latest CD Aphrodite, is a big hit already which can be found anywhere for $18.88 or via for $13.97 if your man doesn’t already have it. And if your man is a huge Kylie fan, you might want to buy him tickets to her upcoming concert at the Bank Atlantic Center on May 7.

valentines-gift-guide-2011-19HAVE SOME FAITH

There are three new packages that pay tribute to George Michael’s Faith. Packages contain books, DVDs, a remastered 10 song album and a deluxe box set.

Visit for more information.

valentines-gift-guide-2011-20BOBBLE TOGETHER

For those who like goofy gifts, check out, where you can create a custom order bobblehead that looks just like your man! There’s even an option to create bobbleheads of the two of you together.

valentines-gift-guide-2011-21LOVE STORY

U Star Novels offers the world’s first personalized same-sex books and you can be part of their specially crafted adventure romance novels by simply filling in their online order form with personal details. Visit for more information.

valentines-gift-guide-2011-22A BANGING GIFT

Marc Jacob’s sexy new fragrance Bang, is not only appealing for its ads which feature the famous designer oiled up and naked, the scent is downright delicious. With peppery and woodsy notes, this manly scent would make the perfect present. Prices range from $55 to $77 at

valentines-gift-guide-2011-23LOVING TOUCH

Show your partner some love with the Aneros- a hands-free patented device specifically designed for prostate stimulation. Using no batteries or electronically induced vibrations, the Aneros transforms the body’s own energy into sexy sensations.

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