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"Darling, I'm afraid to tell you that you're full of garbage. That is an acting job!" - Whoopi Goldberg corrects Jake Pavelka when he says that "The Bachelor" was a reality show and not an acting job. He may be right - did you see him trying to act straight by hitting on Elizabeth Hasselback? Girl, please.
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"She thinks it would be a lovely home for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt." - Well-known "psychic" Kenny Kingston passes along a message from Marilyn Monroe regarding her Brentwood home. Frankly, I have trouble taking any message seriously from someone who looks that much like Rip Taylor!
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"No one. They should all wait till I'm f---in' dead. I pass the mantle to no one. They'll have to rip it from my dead shoulders. I know - gracious till the end!" - Joan Rivers answers the question of who is the next "Joan Rivers." As if there could be another...
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"I need a girlfriend. I'm looking for funny, someone who can deal with a busy schedule, which has been a problem in the past. Just a cool girl. I need someone to hang out with me." - Evan Lysacek tells RadarOnline what he's looking for in a girlfriend. Yeah, that's what straight guys always say they're looking for - a funny girl to hang out with. That's not a girlfriend, that's a fag hag (no offense).
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"The grande dame of Broadway has entered the record books. Angela Lansbury received a Tony nomination for her work in "A Little Night Music."
This marks Angie's seventh nomination. Her five previous Tonys tie her with Julie Harris for most wins - fingers crossed. Let's also give a shout-out to our buddy Levi Kreis, who picked up a nomination for his portrayal of Jerry Lee Lewis in "Million Dollar Quartet." Congrats!
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"He's kinda sexy. I'd hit that."- Gabourey Sidibe expresses her desire for a bit of Gerard Butler. Gotta give the girl credit - she said it right to his face. Let's get right to the point - that geschrei you heard at the Academy Awards was Barbra Streisand backstage listening to her introduction. While Babs has often corrected people for mispronouncing her last name (she loves to say, "It's Streisand - like sand on the beach"), I don't believe she's ever had anyone mispronounce her FIRST name.
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"They still don't understand why I didn't win. I go, 'Guys! Seriously?' They go, 'No, mommy. You were the best.' They still insist. That's love." - Kate Gosselin tells "Access Hollywood" how shocked her kids were when she didn't win "Dancing with the Stars." Apparently the delusional gene is hereditary.
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"This is what I live for, so bring it. This is how I write my act." - Kathy Griffin answers Elisabeth Hasselbeck's question on whether the redhead worries about being a guest on "The View" after saying things about the show that are "a) untrue and b) not so funny." Of course, comedy is subjective and usually the targets are not laughing.
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"I never really addressed those rumors 'cause I always figured why defend yourself against something that's not offensive."
- Johnny Galecki explains to the ladies of "The View" why he's never addressed the gay rumors. For the record, he's straight.
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"With all due respect to Rupert, you can blame a lack of advancement in your career on all kinds of things, for a myriad of reasons. So I don't think he can specifically pinpoint one reason why something might be stalling for him."
- Neil Patrick Harris gives his impressions on Rupert Everett's lack of professional opportunities - and for years you people thought it was just me!
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"I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina." - Robert Pattinson discusses his Details magazine photo shoot where he had to sit for 12 hours with a number of naked women. While I'm sure I would feel the same way, somehow it sounds different coming from him.
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