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That a certain bartender of fame from several bars did a smoking hot XXX movie with a fellow bartender in a private Rio Vista water side pad for huge bucks (we hear they’re worth every inch of it!). This is very hush-hush as both have partners and play together nicely, but not in the sack, so please, shhh!

 

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“He’s not very well-endowed. If you’re going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work.” – Kim Mathers on her ex, Eminem

 

Birthdays

beasley1December 3rd – December 9th


Hunk John Paryniak on the 7th, Steve Hiestand, Steve B., The beloved Aunt Kathleen on the 4th, Alan Beebee, CBC Miami’s icon Jack Campbell on the 5th, Louie of Miami, Twins Brent and Blaine, Don on the 7th, Jim W., Savage, Paul, Hot blond John G. on the 5th, DJ Farkle on the 6th, Michael Conley, Julio, Jeffrey Harrell, Mark Possien on the 5th, Terry Bray on the 4th and hubby Ron Bray on the 6th, Jonathan, Dennis, Serf, A.J., Peter, Eric, Enestra, Richard Rodino, Britt Alexander, Kyle Humphrey, Tom Kester Donnie, D.J. Lydia prim on the 8th, Nicolette, Frank O., Pride Factory’s Rocky Bowell on the 8th, Gorgeous Jeremy on the 3rd, Jason & Big Jim on the 3rd .

 

Condolences to the family and many friends of Michael James, who passed away recently.

 

We Hear


beasley2That my long time friend Jerry Miles is being congratulated from all over on the opening of his new store, located next door to The Cubby Hole just south of Searstown. The store is flawless and has everything you could want for your self-indulgence or for Christmas gifts, so hop on over and see it all! I send my very best wishes to Jerry for much continued success in his 30th year of giving the community the most unique and fabulous items he is so well known for. Congratulations, my dear friend!

 

That Boardwalk has some wild and hot new dancers and crowds are packing in to see them. Some awesome beauties from Europe are among the newbies. And remember to dine at Beefcake’s and receive free admission to Boardwalk. Check out Beefcake’s hunks Willie, Sydney and of course Sean Patrick (hanging a niner). All are very popular with the crowds there, plus the food excels and Vicky Bennett is always on hand to meet and greet and do it all. She is a one woman whiz at the biz!

 

That the Peters Twins will rock the stage at Club 11 on Saturday and Sunday, December 12th and 13th and are presented live in the flesh by Sean David in association with Bel Ami with two shows nightly. The VIP party is Thursday, December 10th, limited to 50 guests for $75.00 from 6 pm to 9 pm. Advance tickets are now on sale for their only appearance in the USA!

 

That a much desired Latin lover finally agreed to have dinner at a fan’s home, but he left after he was served a frozen dinner as all the host was after for dinner was him and had asked him to eat in the nude! Bummer!

 

beasley3That a certain ripped bod Realtor caught a hot house hunter and laid it on big time. We hear he did “close” the deal!

 

That a certain bartender of fame from several bars did a smoking hot XXX movie with a fellow bartender in a private Rio Vista water side pad for huge bucks (we hear they’re worth every inch of it!). This is very hush-hush as both have partners and play together nicely, but not in the sack, so please, shhh!

 

That a power luncheon got out of control at a high class eatery as the major players drank one too many martinis, started a fight and got tossed out. Talk about a scene in the packed place!

 

That a certain gardener has become very, very popular with the high class set after he stripped and took a swim thinking no one was home, but he did have an audience and word has spread faster than his cheeks (all four of them) and he now gets big bucks and no messy lawns involved. Think initial “D” and look for him tossing down a few at Bill’s, Ramrod and Sunday T at Sea Monster. He always wears a baseball cap and free balls his huge appendage!

 

beasley4That a horny bubble butt barback, who is not lacking in the meat dept either, is said to have signed to do a Playgirl shoot when the now only online mag reverts to a glossy publication in March. He’s got Levi’s butt beat by a mile and no, I am not knocking the hockey stud at all. Just personal choice!

 

That Jerry of Mona’s already is wrapping over five or six hundred gifts for Mona’s wildly popular Dec 26th Christmas Party where everybody goes home with something, from cold hard cash to gowns, Remember, some of the hottest guys that frequent Mona’s are willing to go home with you also! Don’t ask how I know, just know that I know and it is true!

 

Listen I have got to run, so let’s close this one and remember to get out and party your ass off in our beautiful clubs, where hot and horny tourist hunks await your beck and call (and your package, too!). BUT please play, drink and drive safely and remember buzzed driving IS drunk driving!

 

Cheers,
Mrs. Beasley

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