Christopher “I catch flies with my ass cheeks” Meloni is certainly having a moment, and nobody seems to be enjoying it more than Meloni himself. Not long after gracing the world with his glute workout (and so much more) in Men’s Health, Meloni took to Instagram to…well…”slather up”.  In the video, you can hear his manager Bill Butler saying that Meloni is “Fire Island Ready”. We at Queer News Tonight would certainly enjoy seeing Mr. Meloni on the infamous Fire Island Pines nude beach.

WATCH: Christopher Meloni Says He’s “Fire Island Ready” After Getting Oiled Up