Reddit’s AskGayBrosOver30 just served us a piping hot tea kettle of hookup horror stories, and the deal-breakers are real. The most common is Catfishing. If you don’t look like your pics, expect the door treatment. Hygiene came in close second, with tales of questionable smells, mystery substances, and one poor soul faking a “power outage” to escape. Some get creative with emergency naps, fake plans, or the blunt “this isn’t working.” What did we learn? Always meet in public or do a video chat first. And never forget: you can end a hookup anytime, no apology necessary. Your bed, your rules, your comfort. Period.
