Alright, family, let’s be real for a second. We hate when straight people stereotype us — but when it comes from inside the house? Different story. Because why are we always traveling, speed-walking like we’re late, and drinking iced coffee in 30-degree weather? The gays love theater, gossip, airline jobs, and somehow we all share the same five full government names. We move fast, spill tea faster, and yes… we can be a little catty. Is it a flaw or a feature? Jury’s out. Not every stereotype fits everyone, but sometimes you see a man power-walking with an iced latte and think ‘family.’











