Dear FayWhat,
Girl… I need help before I end up on the naughty list and the blocked list. My boyfriend and I have been together for three years. Solid. Stable. Cute in photos. But every December, his ex pops back up like a Hallmark movie villain with a peppermint latte and a “hey stranger.” And every year my man swears, “it’s nothing,” yet somehow they end up “catching up” over coffee. Coffee! In 2025!
If you wanna cheat, just say that—nobody meets for coffee unless they’re planning trouble. Last week I peeked at his texts (I KNOW, don’t start) and found a heart emoji. ONE heart. That’s all. But it felt louder than Mariah hitting high notes. Do I confront him? Do I call the ex and tell her Santa’s hiring elves? Or do I just pack my ornaments and bounce?
Signed,
Not the Ghost of Christmas Past.
