Need Wood: Inside the Belly of the Beast
Hey Woody!
I love getting f--ked by my boyfriend. After he c-mes inside me I lift my legs so high I practically do a headstand...
Need Wood: Woody’s Got Talent!
Hey Woody!
What are your favorite gay jokes?
--- Waiting for a chuckle
Dear Waiting:
Here are my six favorites:
Joke #1
Why do gay men name their penises?
*Because they...
Need Wood: Is Timing Everything?
Hey Woody!
Settle something for me. My friends don’t agree with my reaction to taking this guy home. We’re in bed, the clothes come off,...
Need Wood: Even Lobsters Have Penis Envy!
Hey Woody!
I’m constantly comparing my d--k size to other guys and I always feel like I’m smaller than average. Intellectually I know I’m at...
Need Wood: Sex: A Good Workout?
Hey Woody!
How many calories do you burn f--king? I’m thinking if it’s high enough, wouldn’t promiscuity be a better way of getting fit than...
Need Wood: Even His Paper Towels are “Brawny!”
Hey Woody!
You’ve probably received a thousand letters from guys like me, who are attracted to guys they can’t have. It’s a laughably common problem,...













