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Need Wood: Inside the Belly of the Beast

Hey Woody! I love getting f--ked by my boyfriend.  After he c-mes inside me I lift my legs so high I practically do a headstand...

Need Wood: Woody’s Got Talent!

Hey Woody! What are your favorite gay jokes? ---   Waiting for a chuckle Dear Waiting: Here are my six favorites: Joke #1 Why do gay men name their penises? *Because they...

Need Wood: Is Timing Everything?

Hey Woody! Settle something for me.  My friends don’t agree with my reaction to taking this guy home.  We’re in bed, the clothes come off,...

Need Wood: Even Lobsters Have Penis Envy!

Hey Woody! I’m constantly comparing my d--k size to other guys and I always feel like I’m smaller than average.  Intellectually I know I’m at...

Need Wood: Sex: A Good Workout?

Hey Woody! How many calories do you burn f--king?  I’m thinking if it’s high enough, wouldn’t promiscuity be a better way of getting fit than...

Need Wood: Even His Paper Towels are “Brawny!”

Hey Woody! You’ve probably received a thousand letters from guys like me, who are attracted to guys they can’t have. It’s a laughably common problem,...