Need Wood: This Guy Has a Beef With Me!
Hey Woody!
You anorexic son of a b-tch. How dare you describe sex between overweight people as “lard-a-- sex?” Your advice to your “truly tubby...
Need Wood: How Hot Am I…Officially?
Hey Woody!
I’m not even close to getting laid as much as I want to and I’ve been thinking maybe I’m just not that hot. ...
Need Wood: Debbie Does Dallas and Loves Lucy
Hey Woody!
Not only do my boyfriend and I have house-shaking sex, we also do three-ways, groups, baths, and sex clubs. He is the nastiest,...
Need Wood: Uncouth Bedroom Behavior
Hey Woody!
I saw this really hot guy across the bar and I swear my zipper started moving down by itself. He was tall, with...
Need Wood: Touch Me in the Morning…Then Just Walk Away?
Hey Woody!
This boorish trick came by on a Sunday. What a clod. He was dressed and headed for the door before the c-m had...
Need Wood: He’ll Take a Raincheck!
Hey Woody!
I met this guy at a party where we were both whacked on meth. He told me he’s a top, and instead of...
