Need Wood: Look Ma, No Hands
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One day I was staring at my balls after masturbating and realized they were moving by themselves. At first I thought it...
Need Wood: This Boy Isn’t a Bottom
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Why does everybody think I’m a bottom? The other night I got mistaken for a bottom by a bottom! How embarrassing is that? ...
Need Wood: A Current (and not-so-current) Affair
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I thought I had the perfect adulterous relationship but now I’m having an affair on my affair. I did the right thing and...
Need Wood: Emily Post Won’t Answer This Question
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I went to my first “sex party” at a house when I was on vacation. There were about 40 people in a two-bedroom/two-bath...
Need Wood: You Take My Self…You Take My Self-Control
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As a former sexual health writer who wrote a bunch of “safe sex” pamphlets and who now works for an organization that promotes...
Need Wood: Is Size King?
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I keep getting all this spam for penis enlargement creams and pills in my email box. I have to admit they’re tempting but...
