Need Wood: Lati-No-You-Didn’t
Hey, Woody!
Stop printing bigotry! A few columns ago you offered advice to a guy who was into Latinos. You said, and I quote, "Bottom...
Need Wood: I’m going to be sick…
Hey, Woody!
I know you’re going to make fun of me when I ask this question. It just goes to show you how desperate I...
Need Wood: Here She Is…Miss America?
Hey, Woody!
Last week I caught my nine-year-old son masturbating while watching TV. Now don’t laugh woody, but I was really upset because the station...
Need Wood: Daddy’s Dressing Like Mommy
Hey, Woody!
I’m a straight woman with a gay son. I’ve read a couple of your columns and figured you might have an answer for...
Need Wood: A Problem That’s Hard to Solve
Hey, Woody!
My boyfriend has incredible stamina and he often remains hard after he’s orgasmed. Because he often c-ms before I do I want him...
Need Wood: Partying Without Tina
Hey, Woody!
I had a horrible experience with a drug overdose at a party, complete with a near-death experience at an E.R.
I don’t ever want...
