How Do You Say “You Suck in the Sack”?
Hey Woody! My boyfriend told me I'm not very 'erotic.' I asked what he meant but he says he can't explain it—"it's just a...
Balinitis and Sex Partners
Hey Woody, My new boyfriend smells down there. I've suggested showers before sex but no go— I still have to wear a clothespin on...
Going Down on a HIV+ Guy
Hey Woody, It’s so easy for you to pass judgment on people who refuse to sleep with HIV+ guys. You’ve been adamant that man-to-man...
Sweating Too Much
Hey Woody, I read your answer to "smelly" (how to tell your new boyfriend his crotch smells like a grease-encrusted vomit bucket). Loved your...
Six Steps to Scoring Online
Hey Woody, I use all the dating sites I can to harvest a few dates, but I'm not having much luck. Is there some...
How To Spot A Top
Hey Woody, why does everybody think I'm a bottom? The other night I got mistaken for a bottom by a bottom! How embarrassing is...
