Need Wood: The Doctor Who Doesn’t Practice Good Hygeine
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I need advice on breaking an awful, AWFUL habit that my partner has: He doesn’t wash his hands after taking a s--t. He...
Need Wood: Anticipation Leads to Humiliation
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I saw a guy recently at a bar. For a few weeks we kept giving each other “the look” but neither one of...
Need Wood: I Need Some White Wood
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About the black condom story where the white guy freaked out when his African-American trick put it on him? I have a question:...
Need Wood: An Angry Response to Last Week’s Column
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I’m an African-American man furious at last week’s column. You heard of El Nino? Well, I’m El Negro and I’m about to blow...
Need Wood: I Hate Black Condoms…Am I Racist?
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Last week was the first time I went home with a black guy. He wanted me to f--k him and I obliged. He...
Need Wood: More Baggage Than Delta Air Lines
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I’ve been dating “the perfect” man for about three months now. We spend a lot of time together and we get along remarkably...














