Need Wood: This Time Baby, I’ll Be Dump-Proof
Hey Woody!
My birthday is coming up and once again I’m falling into a pit of despair. Not only am I alone but I’ve come...
Need Wood: Grapefruit and Pills Don’t Mix
Hey Woody!
I just read somewhere that grapefruit juice—my favorite! – is bad to take medicine with. Why? Please tell me I can still drink...
Need Wood: Woody Takes on the Muscular Psychotherapist!
Hey, Woody!
I’ve enjoyed your column for a while now but as a gay Republican I’m sick and tired of you making fun of us. ...
Need Wood: The Agony of a Kidney Stone
Hey, Woody!
I just got over a recent kidney stone episode. You haven’t lived till you’ve had to pee out a stone. It’s the most...
Need Wood: StartGettingSome.com!
Hey, Woody!
I’ve been kind-of-but-not-really seeing this 25-year-old guy. I really like him but he’s sending me mixed signals. Every time I run into him...
Need Wood: But *I’m* Cuter!
Hey, woody!
I’m interested in this guy but I haven’t asked him out even though he’s dropping hints like your readers drop acid. Why? Because...
