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Need Wood: Pour Some Sugar on Me!

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  Hey Woody! Have you heard about a supplement that’s supposed to make your c-m taste sweet?  Is this real or one of those red flags...

Need Wood: Afternoon Delight

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Hey Woody, A lesbian friend I adore wants me to be a sperm donor, but she, ahem, wants it donated in the old fashioned way. Now, I love her and everything, but I'm still going to have a blindfold over my eyes and a clothespin over my nose.

Need Wood: Taking the Hit & Minute Men

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Hey, Woody! The good news is that I got us into the soccer play-offs by blocking the opposing team’s penalty kick.  The bad news is...

Need Wood: Not That It’s Any of My Business

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Hey Woody! Is it true that tea is bad for your libido? Say it isn’t so! ---  Tea for Two.  Or more Dear Tea: Some researchers suspect that...

Need Wood: This Guy has a Beef with Me

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Hey Woody, You anorexic son of a b-tch. How dare you describe sex between overweight people as “lard-a-- sex?” Your advice to your “truly tubby...

Need Wood: Come and Knock on Their Door…

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  Hey Woody! My partner of four years has started suggesting threesomes.  I’m acting shocked because we’re monogamous but I must admit I’ve had fantasies (including...