Need Wood: The Agony of them Feet
Hey, Woody! I’m really into feet. I love outlining the contours of a man’s foot with my tongue. Licking their toes sends me to...
Need Wood: Can the Average be a tad Bigger
Hey, Woody! You’ve said several times that the average erect d--k size is 5.1 inches. But a recent study by Lifestyles Condoms... ...
Need Wood: Unhappy in Love
Hey Woody! I’ve been best friends with this guy for several years now. I've always thought he was a great guy and loved him...
Need Wood: Clarissa (and Some Other Women) Don’t Know It All!
Hey Woody! I know this may sound weird but I’m a straight woman who loves reading your column... Hey Woody!...
Need Wood..? June 27, 2013
Hey Woody! Boy, were you in the dark when you told the skinny, 120 lb. guy who was attracted to guys twice his weight...
Need Wood..? June 20, 2013
I can’t open my email without being inundated with offers to make my d&^k as big as a rhino. Here’s what I don’t understand—who...











