Sex Addict Quiz

Hey Woody, I love those quizzes you do now and again. Do you have one for sex addicts? I mean, what's the difference between...

Are Homophobes Gay?

Hey Woody, I get a little tired of hearing that homophobes are just big Marys too scared to come out of the closet. Do...

Penis Machine

Hey Woody, In a previous column you wrote about a study that hooked up the peckers of homophobes to a machine that measured...

Hands and Body Language

  Hey Woody, I know reading and giving body language has a lot to do with whether you're going to get, as you like...

Kisses and Leg Cramps

  Hey, Woody, I love kissing. As far as I'm concerned if you're not a good kisser, you're not a good lay. Even when...

Dancing Balls

  Hey Woody, One day I was staring at my balls after I beat off and realized they were moving by themselves. At first...