Pissed Off

  Hey Woody, I've always disagreed with your position that oral sex is safe. You say it is; I say it isn't. And here's...

A-Hole Boyfriend

Hey Woody, I've been with my lover for 10 years. Recently I found out he's been having sex with his male first cousin who...

Sign Reading

Hey Woody, I'm a big believer in "reading" signs. Sometimes what looks to be a good sign turns bad and vice versa. What do...

Getting the Ambivalent Guy

Hey Woody! I've been dating this cute, Cute, CUTE hottie that I've fallen head over heels over. The problem is, he doesn't feel the...

In Love, Horned Out

Hey Woody, My boyfriend has been on anti-depressants ever since a traumatic event and it's zapped his libido. The weird thing is that he...

Lonely and Desperate

Hey Woody, I suspect I have been delusional for a long time, thinking that Mr. Right was just around the corner, and I would...