Like Buying A Car

Hey Woody, I saw this chick on TV recently talking about how to get a boyfriend to the altar. She basically said getting engaged...

All About Semen

Hey Woody, I've noticed as I've gotten older that less and less semen is coming out of me when I ejaculate. Is this a...

Exercises to Meet Guys

Hey Woody, Yet another Valentine's Day went by with me ordering Chinese takeout and watching GLEE. I'm determined not to let this happen again,...

How Do You Say “You Suck in the Sack”?

Hey Woody! My boyfriend told me I'm not very 'erotic.' I asked what he meant but he says he can't explain it—"it's just a...

Balinitis and Sex Partners

Hey Woody, My new boyfriend smells down there. I've suggested showers before sex but no go— I still have to wear a clothespin on...

Going Down on a HIV+ Guy

Hey Woody, It’s so easy for you to pass judgment on people who refuse to sleep with HIV+ guys.  You’ve been adamant that man-to-man...