In Issue 31

Weekly Gossip from Mrs. Beasley



“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.” – Mae West

…to Red Black, bartender at The Ramrod, on the passing of his partner of many years, Jeffrey Conrad. We share your grief.

Birthdays  – July 30th – August 5th
Jerry Schultz, daddy of Mona and Lisa, on the 31st, Khristian, Erik, Jimmy Forrester, Sean Manning, Sharon DeLeon, Jeremiah Taylor, Ron Jackson.  In August: The beautiful Marilyn Bernard (mother of Gregg) on the 5th, Bob Lawson, David Newell, David K., Dennis, Travis Smith, Doug Levy, Jackhammer/Boom Chris Burdekin on the 5th, Juan Antonio, Sergio M., Timothy S., Matt Meehan, Andre, John D., Andy S., Joel Abrams, Chris, George Werner and Kyle W. Drummer.

We Hear
That Mona and Lisa of Mona’s are going all out for their 12th anniversary, with daddy Jerry’s permission, of course! The event will take place on Sunday, August 2nd and the first 300 people through the door will receive a $12 bar tab good on their next birthday! Everyone will get a complimentary 12 inches (of hot dog that is) plus a raffle for a 5,600 watt generator. As Jerry says, “You can always trust your top dog, Mona.” Please see their ad for the ridiculously priced drinks that day! Congratulations to all!

That a Raging Stallion stud, the hot, hot David Taylor, will be doing two live shows at The Boardwalk this Friday and Saturday, July 31st and August 1st. Free admission if you dine at Beefcake’s!

That Sean David has announced Trixie’s in Hollywood’s all new happy hour with Steve doing the pouring every day from 5 pm to 8 pm (see their ad for drink specials). No drags on board until after 8 pm. Get there soon! Go I-95 to Hollywood Blvd., go east to Dixie Hwy. and then right on Dixie about 5 or 6 blocks to Trixie’s, lovingly named after my Chihuahua!

That the much lusted after gorgeous straight Realtor, along with his wife, was spotted at a sex toy shop buying a strap on belt for her and several different sized tools for anal insertion! Could it be that the most desired butt and hanging ten in the gym showers has finally given in to his fantasy? He hangs out with some of the hunkiest gay guys in town also, but has never indulged – so we hear! Stay tuned, as he may want the real thing after a taste of latex!

That the torrid affair between two dancers from different venues is finally kaput after one being caught in the sack with the other’s sister.

That the beauty that’s into corporal punishment has now partnered with two hot daddies who will satisfy his every desire and then some. Both former bartenders and the beauty a current – and he looks so vanilla!

That many are awaiting the supposed major announcement by two bar owners (same bar) that is said to be made the first week in August? Hint: tic tic tic tic tic tic tic! Hmm… I have my doubts, but hey I print what I hear not what I know (and that’s most likely a good thing!)!

The major talk is about the two new on the Drive bars coming soon. I mean The Mix and The Manor, just minutes from each other but totally different. Hold on kids, the rest is coming! Stay tuned right here, as always, for it first!

That Deidra Bergmann, the wonderful Chairman of Events at Pet Project, has announced a yard sale on Sunday, September 13th at the Pet Project’s office building parking lot. Donations are needed to raise funds to help continue their work to care for the pets of clients. Please contact them at or call 954-568-5678 for drop off info from 10 am to 3 pm Monday through Thursday or leave a message. Please help this great cause!

It’s a wrap for this time, but please play safe, drink responsibly and drive safely, too.