Move over influencers — TikTok has crowned a new icon, and she works at Staples. Meet Oblivion, the self-styled “Staples Queen,” turning printer aisles into pure entertainment. With ASMR nail clacks, glam accessories, and diva-level commentary, she’s making paper weights and gloss finishes feel like runway categories. She is equal parts helpful and hilarious. Even Staples is stanning her.
