Need Wood: The Benefits of Having Friends with Benefits

Hey Woody! I’ve had several “f--k buddies.” You know, guys who I get together with on a regular basis just to have sex, not to...

Need Wood: Is Woody a One-Wood Man?

Hey Woody! You’ve gotten a lot of flak from people about your position on monogamy. Reading you week to week, it’s actually kinda hard to...

Need Wood: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!

Hey Woody! When we first started dating my boyfriend admitted he cheated on all three of his ex-lovers. He said he changed his ways, and...

Need Wood: A Major Breach in Kissing Etiquette

Hey Woody! I’m dating Mr. Right, except he turns into Mr. Fright when he kisses. It’s like he’s sweeping for land mines with his tongue....

Need Wood: Are Things Supposed to Go…in There?

Hey Woody! My boyfriend has gotten into catheters so much he can now bury his pinky down his shaft. Am I dating a masochist? Do...

Need Wood: Call Febreeze! There’s a Noseblindness Emergency!

Hey Woody! I love my new boyfriend but his obsession with me kinda scares me. He loves my c-m on his chest so much he...