Don’t Trust the Fuzz
Hey Woody!
I’m a cop, and I get more respect for being gay from straight co-workers than gay acquaintances. Why are gay men so suspicious...
Don’t Cry Over Spilled Milk
Hey, Woody!
I have a strange problem. Sometimes when I cum, I cry. I’m not sad, but the tears come anyway. It doesn’t happen all the time but...
Can Working Out Improve My Sex Life?
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To my eternal regret, my roommate discovered the gym. Now that he’s down to a 34 waist, his eyes narrow every time I...
Need Wood: Is This a ‘Criminal Minds’ Episode?
Hey Woody!
One day I came home early and snuck upstairs hoping to catch my boyfriend beating off to internet p-rn (he’s a freak about...
Need Wood: Pour Some Sugar on Me!
Hey Woody!
Have you heard about a supplement that’s supposed to make your c-m taste sweet? Is this real or one of those red flags...
Need Wood: Afternoon Delight
Hey Woody, A lesbian friend I adore wants me to be a sperm donor, but she, ahem, wants it donated in the old fashioned way. Now, I love her and everything, but I'm still going to have a blindfold over my eyes and a clothespin over my nose.
