Need Wood: Is This a ‘Criminal Minds’ Episode?
Hey Woody!
One day I came home early and snuck upstairs hoping to catch my boyfriend beating off to internet p-rn (he’s a freak about...
Need Wood: Pour Some Sugar on Me!
Hey Woody!
Have you heard about a supplement that’s supposed to make your c-m taste sweet? Is this real or one of those red flags...
Need Wood: Afternoon Delight
Hey Woody, A lesbian friend I adore wants me to be a sperm donor, but she, ahem, wants it donated in the old fashioned way. Now, I love her and everything, but I'm still going to have a blindfold over my eyes and a clothespin over my nose.
Need Wood: Taking the Hit & Minute Men
Hey, Woody!
The good news is that I got us into the soccer play-offs by blocking the opposing team’s penalty kick. The bad news is...
Need Wood: Who’s Really Intelligent?
Hey Woody!
Your advice to people about using poppers SUCKED. What the f--k is “intelligent use of poppers?” There is no such thing as an...
Need Wood: Not That It’s Any of My Business
Hey Woody!
Is it true that tea is bad for your libido? Say it isn’t so!
--- Tea for Two. Or more
Dear Tea:
Some researchers suspect that...
