Don’t Trust the Fuzz
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I’m a cop, and I get more respect for being gay from straight co-workers than gay acquaintances. Why are gay men so suspicious...
Don’t Cry Over Spilled Milk
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I have a strange problem. Sometimes when I cum, I cry. I’m not sad, but the tears come anyway. It doesn’t happen all the time but...
Can Working Out Improve My Sex Life?
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To my eternal regret, my roommate discovered the gym. Now that he’s down to a 34 waist, his eyes narrow every time I...
Need Wood: Is This a ‘Criminal Minds’ Episode?
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One day I came home early and snuck upstairs hoping to catch my boyfriend beating off to internet p-rn (he’s a freak about...
Need Wood: Pour Some Sugar on Me!
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Have you heard about a supplement that’s supposed to make your c-m taste sweet? Is this real or one of those red flags...
Need Wood: Taking the Hit & Minute Men
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The good news is that I got us into the soccer play-offs by blocking the opposing team’s penalty kick. The bad news is...
