Need Wood: This Guy has a Beef with Me
Hey Woody,
You anorexic son of a b-tch. How dare you describe sex between overweight people as “lard-a-- sex?” Your advice to your “truly tubby...
Need Wood: Come and Knock on Their Door…
Hey Woody!
My partner of four years has started suggesting threesomes. I’m acting shocked because we’re monogamous but I must admit I’ve had fantasies (including...
Need Wood: Good Girls Don’t on the First Flight
Hey Woody!
I keep meeting these guys that sexually tease me and then at the last minute they play Sister Mary Magdalene and claim they’re...
Need Wood: Sad & Broken
I’m a woman who’s read your book three times, working on the fourth. I love your style and your common sense attitudes toward health...
Need Wood: Scratch and Sniff
Hey woody!
I love how guys smell, from fresh sweat (not the same as “BO” for the ignoranti), to crotch, d!ck and butt (not the...
Need Wood: Measuring Up
Hey woody!
I’m 25, bright and easy on the eyes. I thought I had it going on until I started watching amateur p@rn online. I swear to...
