Need Wood: Scraping the Bottom of His Barrel
Hey, Woody!
I bought a couple of dildos to try loosening me up (one was about 7” and the other a thick one about 9”). ...
Will Big Dongs Mean Diapers 4 Me?
Will Big Dongs Mean Diapers For Me? Hey Woody, Your advice on how to bottom without pain a while back was really good....
Is ‘Pee-Shy’ a Legitimate Condition?
Hey Woody!
I’ve got a problem I’m too embarrassed to ask anyone about. Whenever I go out, especially to the bars, I can’t seem to...
Not even ¨A One Minute Man¨
In our relationship I’m the raging top and my boyfriend’s the power bottom. Perfect fit, huh? Except for one thing: I’m a two-pump chump. ...
New Year’s Sex Jokes
New Year’s Sex Jokes Dear Readers, The recession is so bad even sex asked for a government bailout. I can't think...
Can He be ‘Happy to See Me’ if He’s Sleeping?
Hey Woody!
Don’t laugh, but my boyfriend f--ks me when he’s asleep. I know he’s not pretending because he snores while he’s f--king me! It...
