Need Wood: Taking the Hit & Minute Men

Hey, Woody! The good news is that I got us into the soccer play-offs by blocking the opposing team’s penalty kick.  The bad news is...

Need Wood: Not That It’s Any of My Business

Hey Woody! Is it true that tea is bad for your libido? Say it isn’t so! ---  Tea for Two.  Or more Dear Tea: Some researchers suspect that...

Need Wood: This Guy has a Beef with Me

Hey Woody, You anorexic son of a b-tch. How dare you describe sex between overweight people as “lard-a-- sex?” Your advice to your “truly tubby...

Need Wood: Come and Knock on Their Door…

  Hey Woody! My partner of four years has started suggesting threesomes.  I’m acting shocked because we’re monogamous but I must admit I’ve had fantasies (including...

Need Wood: Good Girls Don’t on the First Flight

  Hey Woody! I keep meeting these guys that sexually tease me and then at the last minute they play Sister Mary Magdalene and claim they’re...

Need Wood: Sad & Broken

I’m a woman who’s read your book three times, working on the fourth. I love your style and your common sense attitudes toward health...