Need Wood? March 21, 2013
I’m in my 20’s and my partner is only 30 but after a year together our sex life is, in my estimation, non-existent. We...
How Do You Say “You Suck in the Sack”?
Hey Woody! My boyfriend told me I'm not very 'erotic.' I asked what he meant but he says he can't explain it—"it's just a...
Need Wood: More Baggage Than Delta Air Lines
Hey Woody!
I’ve been dating “the perfect” man for about three months now. We spend a lot of time together and we get along remarkably...
Need Wood: Daddy’s Dressing Like Mommy
Hey, Woody!
I’m a straight woman with a gay son. I’ve read a couple of your columns and figured you might have an answer for...
Sweating Too Much
Hey Woody, I read your answer to "smelly" (how to tell your new boyfriend his crotch smells like a grease-encrusted vomit bucket). Loved your...
Foot Fetish & Fantasy
Hey Woody, My partner keeps asking me what my sexual fantasies are, but I can't come up with any. He says I must...