Can He be ‘Happy to See Me’ if He’s Sleeping?
Hey Woody!
Don’t laugh, but my boyfriend f--ks me when he’s asleep. I know he’s not pretending because he snores while he’s f--king me! It...
Gender Roles? How Quaint!
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I’ve always been the raging top and my boyfriend the insatiable bottom. But lately he’s been bugging me to reverse our banging sessions....
Is ‘Pee-Shy’ a Legitimate Condition?
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I’ve got a problem I’m too embarrassed to ask anyone about. Whenever I go out, especially to the bars, I can’t seem to...
Is He Sparking Up Some Problems?
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My pothead boyfriend smokes at least every other day and he’s got zero interest in sex. The only thing standing upright in my...
Dirty Deed: Is Silence Really Golden?
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I slept with my best friend’s boyfriend. It was a drunken mistake and I have no desire to repeat it. I want to tell...
My Boyfriend is Dead in Bed
Dear Woody,
My boyfriend suddenly seems distant in bed—like he’s just going through the motions, if he goes through them at all. I’m so afraid...
