Need Wood: Scratch and Sniff

  Hey woody! I love how guys smell, from fresh sweat (not the same as “BO” for the ignoranti), to crotch, d!ck and butt (not the...

Need Wood: Measuring Up

Hey woody! I’m 25, bright and easy on the eyes. I thought I had it going on until I started watching amateur p@rn online. I swear to...

Need Wood: Wide Receiver

Hey, woody! I have a comment on the guy who entrapped his supposedly monogamous lover (he downloaded pics, posed as a trick and met him...

Need Wood: Being Single

Hey woody! I’ve been in a committed relationship for three years now and I can’t tell you how tired I am of all my single...

Need Wood: Smooth and Silky? No thanks!

Hey woody! I know I’ve missed out on some great one-night stands, even relationships because the guys weren’t my physical type. I’ve tried but I just...

Need Wood: Negotiating Monogamy

Hey, woody! It seems that someone moved the goalposts.  When my boyfriend and I first met we agreed to have an open relationship.  We’ve been...