Need Wood: Afternoon Delight
Hey Woody, A lesbian friend I adore wants me to be a sperm donor, but she, ahem, wants it donated in the old fashioned way. Now, I love her and everything, but I'm still going to have a blindfold over my eyes and a clothespin over my nose.
Need Wood: #compassion
Hey woody!
What do call a gay guy who got infected in the ‘80s? A victim. What do you call a gay guy who gets...
Need Wood: Kill Swamp Breath
Hey woody!
I’ve got a really embarrassing problem: Bad breath. I’m talking paint-peeling breath. Nothing works. I brush my teeth, floss, use mouthwashes, and...
Need Wood: Post Better Pics
Hey woody!
I'm a 22-year old college student and I’m on the apps A LOT. For those of us in the gay glam world who...
Need Wood: Can’t think straight
Hey woody!
I met a great guy on GrindR a few months ago and things are going fantastic. He constantly tells me how much he...
Need Wood: Leather Master
Dear Readers,
Sometimes I get letters worthy of taking up the whole column and this is one of them. It was in response to...
