Need Wood: Smooth and Silky? No thanks!

Hey woody! I know I’ve missed out on some great one-night stands, even relationships because the guys weren’t my physical type. I’ve tried but I just...

Need Wood: Negotiating Monogamy

Hey, woody! It seems that someone moved the goalposts.  When my boyfriend and I first met we agreed to have an open relationship.  We’ve been...

Need Wood: Orally Obsessed

Hey woody! I’ve been hooking up with this guy and having awesome sex.  We both have boyfriends but play on the side. The thing is, he...

Need Wood: Bleach Bottom

Hey woody!  I’m an a$$-freak. I love to ‘toss salad’ and get my own lettuce flipped and licked. I want my sphincter in porn-quality shape—the pinkest pink...

Need Wood: International Males

Hey, Woody!  After reaching 40, I’ve felt a big drop-off in desire.  I’m considering testosterone shots or patches to help.  Any advice in this area? ...

Need Wood: Age Matters

Hey woody! I’m 24, he’s 18.  The only thing that’s stopping me from falling in love is his age. I find myself constantly lying about it...